My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-05-20

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 20 May, 2012 at 21:30
  • My interwebs is having a go slow kinda day. Not good. Don't like waiting for stuff. #
  • In other news: I can't smell mothballs – it's so difficult to get their little legs apart. #
  • "Learn from the past, plan for the future, but always remember to live in the present." – @PAFoster #
  • Just something I learnt today. Guess I always knew it, but it makes more sense to me know. #
  • CBA – conceive, believe, achieve or can't be arsed. Take you pick, it's your life, and you're not a cat. #
  • Definitely not sat on the loo getting all philosophical. ;) #
  • Word of the day, courtesy of Mr Holmes: 'palimpsest' – I'll leave you to look it up. #
  • No! I do not have PPI to claim back, so fuck off calling me twice a day!! #push9tostopthesecallsyeahrightfuckoffimreallypissedoffwiththisnow #
  • Just waiting for David to sneeze and accidentally blow the flame out! #
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-05-13

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 13 May, 2012 at 21:30
  • In the time it takes you to read this this tweet at least twenty more people will bought an iPhone #
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-05-06

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 6 May, 2012 at 21:30
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-04-29

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 29 April, 2012 at 21:30
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-04-22

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 22 April, 2012 at 21:30
  • I'm back. Did you miss me? #
  • Just finished reading Steve Jobs. Excellent. #
  • Tapping 'cancel' and 'don't save' half way through typing a tweet… #
  • #ff @TalkinTrash @ConnorJBarnes @DJJDiscos You know why. #
  • #ff @ashley_colin cause he's always in the co-op @mattchrisknight cause it's his 18th tomorrow @TheGinBoy cause I just discovered his blog!! #
  • Re: @TheGinBoy's blog, kinda helps if you're over 18 and gay. If you're not, don't even think about it! It's an eye – fly – opener! #coming #
  • Hoping to write about the 7 things I learnt from Robin Williams today. Procrastination wasn't one of them, I hasten to add. Lunch first, lol #
  • “@ConnorJBarnes: Single baked bean, what does it mean?” – extreme reduction in the ability to fart with force. #
  • Have managed to get through an entire day without sleeping. On the up then, at last #bipolardisorder #
  • If I do manage to get back to normal tomorrow then my down will
    only have been 8 days. Better than the last one which I think was 13. #
  • And no suicidal images this time round. Just need to make sure I don't go into overdrive on the up. 11 days of 7am till 3am is unsustainable #
  • Oh to be stable… But then again, I wouldn't be me if I was. And I love being me, even if it does feel like shit at times. #bipolardisorder #
  • Haha, tweeting properly again. I know a few of you will be pleased. :) #
  • Now comes the catching up with myself – actually, no. Not this time. Sod that. I'll just carry on where I left off. I'm learning to FOCUS :) #
  • FOCUS – Follow One Course Until Successful. #
  • 18 at last! Happy Birthday @mattchrisknight! #
  • Not me. Could never look this good, just playing with Instagram. http://t.co/1mQf2euh #
  • If the blue goes in… http://t.co/nwLCegOo #
  • Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme http://t.co/Vw7H6nC7 #
  • Here's to the crazy ones. http://t.co/CMU1Pjib #
  • nine tees with check side http://t.co/hbiN44h9 #
  • Rich just googled Prince Albert… #
  • Say hi to @m_forrest tweeps. He's finally made it to twitter and will probably have lots to tweet! #
  • Keep thinking its morning. Probably because I've been asleep since having breakfast. Just had lunch. Well fucked. #bipolardisorder #
  • Drawing pins in the piano on Money Money Money? No matter how many ABBA programmes they make there is always something you never knew! #itv3 #
  • 1974 Eurovision Song Contest, Brighton. Our judges awarded NIL POINTS!!! "There were better songs". WTF????!!!!! #
  • Been And Gone And Done It – Original title for Gimme Gimme Gimme, lol #
  • Nations top 3 Abba songs.. #
  • 3 – The Day Before You Came – my personal favourite. Epic lyrics. #
  • 2 – Dancing Queen. Never knew there was another verse that was dropped. #
  • 1 – The Winner Takes It All. #
  • Time I had another creative session with Instagram. Wonder who I can do this time. #
  • Pillow Smile http://t.co/wBdcgfpp #
  • Collar 22 http://t.co/IjTLrmG1 #
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-04-15

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 15 April, 2012 at 21:30
  • Happy Bank Holiday Monday Tweeps! #ForgotToSayHappyEasterYesterday #
  • Facebook Buys Instagram http://t.co/Vrq5Uiof.

    Surprised? I thought not. #

  • Oh, what I could do with a billion dollars! #
  • A start up company with 27 employees – a free product – no revenue – not even a business plan.

    Sold! That'll be one billion dollars please! #

  • Feeling like I may make a big step forward today. *crosses fingers* #
  • Haha @ConnorJBarnes @BenRosier you tweeted those one after the other on my timeline, lol #
  • Buddy, fast asleep on the sofa between Rich and me. http://t.co/oBR7bJfO #
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-04-08

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 8 April, 2012 at 21:30
  • Ever get the feeling you might not get there? #
  • Interesting… Seems Google makes more money from people searching on iPhones than it does from Android searches. #
  • Still cycling rapidly. Still f'ckin hating it. #
  • Getting half way through a reply, giving up, and the hitting don't save. #
  • Been reading Steve. Fascinating. Truly fascinating. It's good to think different. I always have. Now I know why. #
  • I have not had an accident nor have been miss-sold PPI – SO STOP FUCKING SPAM CALLING ME!!! #
  • I'm not an angry person, but one thing infuriates me – living in a world where resistance is indeed futile. Spammers spam because it works. #
  • There's plenty of idiots in this world for spammers to make money from – just fucking annoying they have spam the rest of us to find them! #
  • Rant over. Normal service will now resume… #
  • Rant resumed…“@TomikoHalcott17: @PAFoster The Very Best Way To Make Money Online .http://wakp.in/rwq?=mtm3” FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! #
  • I'm only telling him to fuck off cause he's just a computer program on auto pilot – resistance as I've said is futile. #
  • Emptying the Trash…
    Items to delete 148,942

    Really must empty the trash more often. #

  • “@Teenaxz1: @PAFoster Who co-founded Apple? A)Steve Jobs, B)Bill Gates. Text your answer to +14088685699 and Win an Apple Prizes!” KOFF!!!!! #
  • Dear Channel 4 News. We all know you are using MacBook Airs, so why are bother drawing attention to them by putting stickers on the logo? #
  • Inspirational tweet of the day…
    "Fall down seven times, stand up eight." via @ashley_colin #
  • iTunes store launched April 03. Apple predicted sales of a million songs in six months – iTunes store sold a million songs in six days!! #
  • Cheese and biscuits or bed, tweeps? #
  • Sleep… #
  • If life's a little shitty for you atm, there's probably a guy a DM tweet away who's life is far, far shittier – and you'll never know. #
  • Simplicity is the hardest thing to get right, as is clarity the most complex. #
  • Don't be frightened to 'rip it up and start again', it'll be all the better for it. #
  • Procrastinating again… #
  • Most interesting tweet of the day: "all I wanted was the world" no idea where
    It comes from, but two different unrelated people tweeted it #
  • Interesting tweet of the day: "All I ever wanted was the world" no idea where it comes from but @ashley_colin and @jonkotwa both tweeted it. #
  • Time I got off the loo and into bed methinks! #
  • Morning All. More reading of Mr Jobs then back to work sorting a couple of web properties. Money day today. #
  • F.A. Porsche on Design http://t.co/gu64OaLB #
  • Very old news @TheSkilt. The spying trojan got in via a bug in Java (which is not an #Apple product ) and was instantly fixed last October. #
  • It was the similar to the other one in 2010 that got in through a bug in MS Office for Mac. @TheSkilt #
  • It's making the news @TheSkilt because a virus expert in Russia included it in report a couple of weeks ago. #
  • How To Quickly & Easily Clean Up And Secure Your Mac http://t.co/lICTXNbI #
  • Night Tweeps! :D #
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-04-01

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 1 April, 2012 at 21:30
  • Productive day!! Two seriously mega ideas all written up, mind-mapped and added to the auto-income project list! ;D @DJJDiscos @TalkinTrash #
  • SPAMMER @Allan9lcfh @tunesdep Clever, just not clever enough, mate! #spam #
  • PS: “@Allan9lcfh: @PAFoster Look this out @tunesdep” if you gunna #spam you could at least improve on your English gramma, lol. #fail #
  • And one more makes three!! Night!! @DJJDiscos @TalkinTrash #
  • So then, @spammer tweeting you saying OMG you must see @spammersotheraccont which then says RT to win the new whatever, is upon us! Report! #
  • Even spam Facebook emails are getting very clever now. Had a 'campaign' of three consecutive ones this morning – wrong order though!! #FAIL #
  • I love talking a sleeping tab #
  • Sorting out some nice little JV's atm, whilst @DJJDiscos appears to have fallen off the edge of the planet. #
  • Or murdered. #CSIHaslemere @DJJDiscos #
  • Anyone else noticing an annoying flash when a pic.twitter loads on iOS5. It seems to load then immediately reload causing like a 'flash' :/ #
  • Love catching up on twitter at the end of the day. I only follow about 30 people at a time so I can read every tweet. Good times :) #
  • And big hi to @ConnorJBarnes, @TalkinTrash and @DJJDiscos – amazing guys, luv ya all xx #
  • Well I found Jelly and Hamburger in this brilliant kids wordsearch, can you do better? http://t.co/1F28vuPA (via @IncrediblyRich) #
  • Interstate 975 #
  • Well, I suppose I should really go to bed. Busy day building a new website tomorrow – keep nodding off thinking I've tweeted when haven't #
  • Reading previous tweets saying words you've not typed when you thought you had, hoping others will read the missing word too. Nodding Off :) #
  • 04/04/12 – finally gunna nail it. :D #
  • Moving Mac into the garden. Too nice to just be looking out the window whilst working… #
  • You know that odd feeling when you just know its all gunna finally come together snd the hard work's gunna pay off? Well April's our month! #
  • Bring it on guys! Nothing stopping us now! @DJJDiscos @TalkinTrash #
  • Was wondering why I was yawning and nodding off. I mean it's only like half ten. Then I remembered I only had three hours sleep last night ! #
  • Fast approaching the 5000 tweet mark. Sod's Law says I miss it. #
  • Click the little 'AdChoices' icon on a google ad.. Click 'Ads Preference Manager' under "what choices do…" –
    Did they get your age right? #
  • “@TalkinTrash: I am waaaay too posed for work tomorrow! #FML
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-03-25

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 25 March, 2012 at 21:30
  • Cracker now or Clockwork Orange in half an hour? Decisions are such an effort, especially when I could also choose to not watch either :/ #
  • Replying to tweets in vain effort to remain connected to the world, if only through wifi – Not entirely sure that actually made any sense. #
  • Hogging fb #typingrandomlettersandacceptingfirstautocomplete #
  • Bbgfhjbvcfjonnvfdcbkkjffjchfhbxy. #autocompleteFAIL #
  • I really need to try and do something today. Not done anything yet. #
  • #TwitterHasTaughtMe If you can't tell your followers whatever it is you want to tell them in one hundred and forty characters then don't bot #
  • BFF? #
  • smartphones – stupidpeople #
  • Oops, 2am, should really get some sleep. Night Y'all! #
  • “@autocorrects: When somebody says '10 years ago' I think about the 90's instead of 2002.” – and I thought it was only me thinking like that #
  • So Zynga bought OMGPOD ( #DrawSomething ) for $180 million. The simplest ideas are always the best. #
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My Tweets for Week Ending 2012-03-18

Posted by Paul Foster on Sunday, 18 March, 2012 at 21:30
  • Grammar: The difference between know your shit, and knowing you're shit. #
  • Lol WTF?!?!?!?! Hahaha :D http://t.co/Zz4VJXpo via @youtube #
  • Wish I was more stable. Was doing really well up until a month ago. Now cycling every few days. Exhausted. At times I just want out now. :/ #
  • No point following tweople who don't tweet in months. #
  • #FF @TalkinTrash @ConnorJBarnes @BenRosier @DJJDiscos @mike_smith_18 (there you go mike!) @mattchrisknight @TheSkilt @TomFidler #
  • Holmes or Jobs? #
  • Poltergeist when I was 12. Refused to upstairs for ages. #
  • Yeah well, I guess we all think we are tweeting a reply and then found we haven't once in a while. #
  • Daft Dog – 1) Going… http://t.co/k0xbfjan #
  • Daft Dog – 2) Going… http://t.co/o6fvq7ym #
  • Daft Dog – 3) Gone! http://t.co/eOXvpUIM #
  • Oh Hello Buddy!!! http://t.co/fA6IgU5n #
  • I follow some great people, many are important friends; just there are times when my feed is full of football. And I hate the commentary. :( #
  • #NowWatching – The Dreams of William Golding #BBC2 – To be followed by: The Lord of the Flies. #
  • Hello #
  • Fed up watching the news repeating. Going to bed. Hate this. #
  • “@dannythorpe_: anybody know how to stop the LED light coming on when i get a message on my iPhone?” Any ideas @TalkinTrash? Doesn't yours? #
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